Oh, how convenient that the Telemundo debate is now off the table. I’m sure that has everything to with with mean old NBC and nothing at all to do with GOP candidates’ struggles to sound not-bigoted every single moment.

Did you hear Bruce Campbell and Lucy Lawless on Ask Me Another this last week? They were pretty adorable. It might just extend your contented feelings if you haven't.

ET TU, JEZEBEL??

Is banning social media in your house really the solution? It’s pretty inescapable, and whether it maintains as a dominant force or not it’s gonna really set the stage for how we use digital technology moving forward. Teaching your kids to have a healthy relationship with it is probably better, no?

I know it’s meaningless and dumb, but I still love falling back every year. Today I graded for 14 hours straight because I was so energized. But it’s entirely like psychosomatic so whatever.

Lolol thanks!

the weird thing is that he looks like old leo dressed as young leo.

With how much this is becoming a mainstream story, he might not have another choice. Will he actually get sober? Who knows.

Hmmph. More speculation about Fallon’s addiction. Another adorable NPH family costume. Yet another Hotline Bling cover. More unnecessary all-female reimaginings. It’s all so boring and familiar. I needed some real gossip and escapism this morning.

What is really beautiful about stories like these is that, no matter the metaphysics of it all, that is still how the person understood and experienced passage into death. That knowing and feeling of loved ones/guides/spiritual support in the dying process doesn’t need validation.

She’s still Jenny from the Block, and Jenny don’t play that shit.

Another example is the out-very-soon Secret in their Eyes. It takes the Argentine book and (brilliant, no need to remake) film’s source material about a man and his murdered wife and instead makes it about a woman (Julia Roberts) and her daughter in the US.

WHOA, now that is one impressive towel setup. How does one manage a towel set that large? I’m not sure what I’d even do with it. It certainly wouldn’t fit anywhere I have available.

haha i LOVE a good jump scare. i’m a total sucker for a jump fake out too, for which i do have a little shame.

as much as I feel for his unsuspecting spouse, i hope his life is in absolute ruins. always great to see the camera turned on these creepy fucks.

I thought the Peanuts costumes were going to give me nightmares. Then I got to George as Ed Sheeran and I think I might actually be dead. Someone check my pulse.

I’m not defending how Zola has thrust Jess unwillingly into the limelight and posted her pictures.

Haunted Houses scare the shit out of me. I just can’t stand being startled over and over. Horror movies? No problem. Lots of fun. People jumping out at me? NO NO NO NO NO.

She first helped pimp Jess out in an effort to help Jess make some money of her own... When Jess gave up that money and vocalized Zola’s part in it, Zola was clearly in a dangerous situation. She was already on tenuous ground for refusing to trap, so why wouldn’t she pimp Jess like Z wanted her to? How else could she…