I gave you a star but gotta say red velvet cake was a thing long before Passions. Not saying your show didn’t make it more popular, but I am *rather* familiar with cake.

The Passions bit made me smile. Thank you for sharing!

This is such a 90's teen quote, I fucking love it!

With all due respect, I submit that if you say “Kentucky up your coffee,” the mind drifts more to the addition of crystal meth rather than whiskey.

The most ironic part about the OJ case is that Johnnie Cochran’s entire defense was based on the premise that the LAPD was out to get OJ, yet time and time again, the LAPD itself demonstrates that this couldn’t be further from the truth.

I make my dog’s food, because she has a bad reaction to any kind of poultry. It’s hard to find food in my budget that doesn’t have poultry in it. So, once a month I makes big pot of brown rice, hamburger, green beans and potatoes for her. She absolutely loves it. I’ve never seen her refuse ANY kind of potato; she…

Point.

Little kids can be mini-psychopaths. Jujyjunior recently asked me during a discussion of the possibility life on other planets walking him home from school “If it’d be a lot of work to strangle a swan”.

I worked at a Fresh Choice one summer. It’s gross.

Never go with a hippie to a second location. Or to Fresh Choice.

You would have had to create a separate entry for the IHOP that was in Center City Philadelphia.

Secaucus Syndrome. It’s like Stockholm Syndrome but louder!

She must have been in the bathroom when stories were assigned. Hate that.

Change.org petition Anna needs a vacation

Soooo true! I grew up in a household of inappropriate ‘jokes’ and to this day I have to remind myself that life isn’t my childhood home and I should most likely keep my witty little remark to myself.

“Famous people are awesome people IRL” are my favorite stories ever honestly. I don’t have one about Amy Adams but I can confirm that Simon Pegg is an amazing person, a friend of mine once gave him a letter at a meet and greet talking about how his work had positively affected her life in a dark time, and later at the…

Junebug. That movie. So good. I’m an NC native, and it captures us so fucking well, it’s scary.

There’s no way a woman would be allowed even one incidence of the behavior that manbabies like this take for granted as their proper due.

Perfect!

It looks like they took the background from Scarface and made it into a jacket. A $2k jacket, no less.