This is the thing: you’re not making fun of anyone; you’re just displaying an incredible lack of empathy on a post about someone’s grief, loss, and exploration of their family dynamics. It’s sad and embarrassing, and I feel sorry for you.

But there must be some moment where a person chooses his own unwillingness to confront his demons at the expense of other people’s actual lives. That’s the choice this person made, perhaps somewhat unwittingly, and I just can’t forgive it.

Well, apparently we’re in the timeline where a real housewife is more useful than the president of the United States after a natural disaster.

Absofuckinglutely not. Hanging a big toe (the worst toe) out there, like a fat grubworm, is just asking to have wild birds attack your feet.

Of the Target Mossimos is a quality joke, and I will laugh at it every time. 

Missy Elliot is just a fucking genius. Her songs feel more modern and sexy and daring than anything on the radio now

I just don’t get teary-eyed about this kind of stuff, but this got me.

Awe yeah, Alyson Stoner back to perform her dance solo!
I was totally bopping up and down on the couch for that whole performance. Missy killed it!

they should name the next one Moana :)

Thing I didn't think about until now: acting as a hair and makeup artist is a super easy front for money laundering.

I honestly think it’s a weird trend now that everybody gives kids “unique” names and everybody gives pets “normal” names. Like, there’s the Jayden/Aiden/Braden thing in the midwest, but half the people I know named their dogs Arthur or Sophie or Gus or something like that.

I’ve seen her walk across campus a few times and I and other students would stop in our tracks. She emanated greatness.

I never asked Tolstoy to write for me, a little colored girl in Lorain, Ohio. I never asked [James] Joyce not to mention Catholicism or the world of Dublin. Never. And I don’t know why I should be asked to explain your life to you. We have splendid writers to do that, but I am not one of them. It is that business of…

If there is anything that we can take away from Madame Morrison, it is this:

Am I the only one who hates when people use the verb “gifted?”

I have this small flicker of hope that it will be increased awareness of environmental issues that will FINALLY lead to the downfall of the Kardashians. That their ridiculously wasteful lifestyle will disgust so many people it will start to affect their brand. I think/hope that once they start making less money, it…

I feel like she probably oversaw the entire process, which further illustrates how life has become one “perfect photo op” after another. Everything feels surreal. I just want to go back to being 6 years old and watching Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

I’m an American living outside the US, and I can consistently get a “HOW much?!” by mentioning fairly standard student debt amounts and healthcare costs. Like, they are flabberghasted.

At the risk of outing myself as having terrible taste in film, does anyone else find most of his work unwatchable? I’ve just never understood the appeal of such a high violence to plot ratio and it’s really off-putting to me.