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This was INCREDIBLY insensitive and crude. Everyone knows the queen’s last corgi, Whisper, died in 2018, so why tear open that wound, Joan? 

I agree with you. That said, I enjoyed this. 

The things I wish I could tell my younger self then are the things I tell my adult self now.

No sympathy.

Caelynn Miller-Keyes and Dean Unglert

You are correct, sir. They actually have a much bigger audience, and should be paid more. Thanks for playing!

Generally speaking, I’m indifferent at best toward US national teams in whatever sporting contest, but I want to see Megan Rapinoe win everything under the sun.
 

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Mila going off on a pro-democracy rant in fluent Russian would be the highlight of the weekend.

I love good old-fashioned Jesus propaganda... reminds me that you can make a lot of money preaching about eschewing worldly goods

The zip tie is a nice touch though.

Am here for the Maxima love! She is a delight and sort of my style icon. She always looks so happy and confident in whatever she wears, even if it is absolutely bonkers 20% of the time.

As a queen, she couldn't ask for a better name. QUEEN MAXIMA!

maxima is delightfully bonkers in all things sartorial and i would absolutely love to get a bottle of champs and go through her closet and jewelry chests with her.

I’ve been in a shit mood for days (New stupid birth control? Anxiety?) and this just after my husband came home from a 2 week trip, which means I feel extra guilty for being suuuuper irritated at how he slurps oatmeal because he can’t wait until it cools off 5 degrees before he eats it. So honestly, right now it’s

Audi. Bayer. Siemens. Thyssenkrupp. BMW. Deutsche Bank. You’d be hard pressed to find a German company founded before WW2 that DIDN’T have some relationship/ties to the Nazis.

She just "happened"to suddenly ditch her pop star dreams and get I to Georgetown Law (semi notoriously conservative) the moment her dad got elected. As one does

Peach TP! Oh, that brings me back. So fancy. Much wow. Of course with matching fuzzy toilet lid cover, floor mat, and soft skooshy toilet seat cover that always made that “pffffffff” sound when you sat down and inevitably developed a crack to pinch your thigh meat.