“TL;DR”

“If Donald Trump hadn’t inherited $200 million, he’d be selling watches in Manhattan”

If you want to feel better about life, I just checked out the Land’s End Facebook page and there are now *hundreds* of pro-Steinem, pro-feminist comments on their lame “apology.”

This is insane. I feel like....I worry that my head will explode. Good news this is my view from my hotel right now!

How sad is Jeb! right now that his parents finally came to a school play and he isn’t even in it.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

I blame the internet. Now people don’t feel alone in their bitterness if they can look up other angry people who agree with them.

This is the letter I just sent. They need to know liberals like $30 khakis too.

Equal and opposite reaction time folks:

I need to time my Hamilton listening sessions in the car better. I keep coming to work all angsty that Hamilton has BROKEN ELIZA’S HEART HOW COULD HE??!?!?!? It’s becoming a problem -_-

$25oLARGE demonstrates support far more than a few words on twitter. I don’t understand Lavato’s criticism. Taylor Swift did not keep her financial gift a secret.

That’s the thing about insults and the nature of offending people in general... It has nothing to do with the actions or intentions of the offending party, and everything to do with the person being insulted. If Trump said something about the Mexican people, and the Mexican people responded by saying that they felt…

Mel B?

“They’re treated equal,” she said. “I see him in life. He treats women the same as men. he will tell you what’s in his heart, what he thinks, he will not hold it back if you’re a woman. you’re human, a woman or a man, it’s no different.”

When I figured out how to burn a CD I was blown away.

Colin Firth. Pierce Brosnan. Liam Neeson. Patrick Stewart. Simon LeBon. Alan Rickman. Mark Harmon. Cary Grant. Lenny Kravitz. Antonio Banderas. Blair Underwood.

*gaffe

So he is admitting he went and met his dying professor every Tuesday just to make money off of it. Since, you know, he didn’t donate 100% of the proceeds to charity.

Seriously, though, do NOT meet people in Florida. If you must go to Florida, keep your head down and avoid eye contact with the locals.