Did anyone notice the ad directly under this article for $10 speed reading courses?

This reminds me of a story; bear with me, it’s long. When my cat was 20, I accidentally ran over her.

It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.

Directioners. Oh God, I’m so sad right now.

I’m stressed, but I’m not THAT stressed. Yet.

As street harassment awareness has become more common, my husband (also a feminist) and I have talked about it a lot and in so doing I’ve shared a whole bunch of stories. He is horrified by them and asks “Wait, this happened when I knew you? Why did you never tell me about this?” I was like “This is just normal; more…

Buy one. Wear it to work on Wednesday and rampage up and down the halls screaming “It’s not Hump Day, bitch!” while holding a dead camel.

I want one SO BAD. Just for that moment when my kids come out to the kitchen in the morning and a T. rex is scrambling some eggs. That one use alone would be worth it.

BOOTSTRAPS. Those dinosaurs have been living off the largess of our natural history museums for far too long.

YES

I just really need my boyfriend to not catch wind of this...

Also, I LOVE THAT THIS IS FILED TO “STAPP IT!”

TEEEEEEEEUR A PLAAAAAAAACE WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE BLIIIIIIIND MERRRRRRRRN SEEEEEEEEEEEEER

This was my thought too. Sarah Palin has insisted that well trained gun owners should be able to have access to guns. But she can’t deny that her children had good training, and spent their lives hunting (or she would have to say that she was a bad gun owner). He was in the military and got even MORE training. And…

New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.

Sarah, the only ways the troops aren’t being supported are the ways that actually matter - healthcare, rehabilitation (physically, mentally, emotionally), resources for a successful integration back into society...

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!

To those people I say:

“He stole my stamp machine!”