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“She’ll sleep with anyone”

In a series of tweets, the bigoted folk hero accused a woman of sleeping with a “dirty Muslim,”

The fact that Trayvon Martin is dead and this dipshit piece of human garbage still gets to walk the earth as a free man will enrage me until the day I die.

I know it will be vetoed, but this is still so fucking scary to me.

Fiscal conservatives wasting money on political theater. Oh.

IIRC the article went on to say that the Republicans had to put in some sort of grace period for repealing Medicaid expansion until whoever was in the White House in 2017 could come up with an alternative to ACA.

I read an article yesterday that the GOP leadership is losing its collective shit at the idea of a Trump nomination. They all openly said it would not only hand the presidency to to the Dems, but the Congress as well.

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

Hey if you want I can tell him about how my uterus tore open and the epidural wore off *while they were cauterizing my uterus* and then they gave me pain meds and my blood pressure dropped so low that I almost coded.

Tom knows that there will be thousands of years to spend with Suri, long after non-believer Katie has shed her mortal coil.

I feel like “negativity” is often synonymous with “reality” for people who don’t have a grip on it.

It’s very subtle and European in its cadence, and its palette.

Yeah, I’m kicking myself.

Kuarantine.

Of all Jimmy’s bits, these classroom instrument ones are my favorites. “All I want for XMAS” with Mariah Carey was fantastic and “Let It Go” was terrific..

While W. definitely took us over the edge, there were a number of pols who followed Greenspan like a Pied Piper to the precipice. So, let’s be sure to credit all of those responsible. Including Nader’s Ego (yep meant to capitalize that).

I don’t even want a wedding (courthouse is much more my speed) but that pic makes me want to win the lottery, propose marriage, get several rounds of plastic surgery for me and my partner, and recreate it just for the pretty.

Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends?

Argh. Beat my by ten years. I’m still flashing my AARP card because it feels new.

It did, and it’s my right as an old to be just as narrow-minded about it as the olds were then. Now get off my lawn.