It is, but once when my dog had a pussy sore I googled the term “pussy dog” and the results were horrifying.

I don’t think he needs the meth. Sounds like he gets excited enough just rubbing himself with cow manure.

“America needs to hear the message,” he says. “We are messed up.”

Once the football team joined the protests, you know it was over for him. He knew it was over for him. He could ignore race issues and sexual assault, even firearms on campus, but alumni and donors will not allow him to fuck with their football.

The NFL would be taking this FAR more seriously if it’s revealed Hardy was wearing purple cleats at the time of the attack.

“Simon Says...we’re Crossing you off our client list!”

I really hope this ends with Charney folding sweaters at Old Navy for $9/hour.

Issues aside, 9/11 gave a lot of hard working Americans a much needed vacation.

But aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Can someone give me the TL;DR version of why he got dismissed please and thank you

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

I saw this woman and all the other “dance moms” at the Primanti Brothers in Harmarville about a year ago. I had no idea who they were..but they had body guards...at a friggin Primanti’s. And they kept looking around like they wanted people to recognize them. But nobody did. Or nobody cared. I asked someone at the bar…

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

“It” I’m assuming meaning the 2000 Election.

Well sure, they made up the romance and the thing with the big fat diamond, but it was based on a true story!

My kid got lice the summer she turned 6 and couldn’t stop talking about it to friends, friends’ parents, babysitters, librarians, the clerk at the ice cream store, random people on the street, etc. I think every single person took a step back when she said the L-word.

totally! i used amazon to store my wish list and then call my local bookstore :) JOKE’S ON YOU AMAZON!

My husband asked me why I was teary eyed. I said “Because I love you” Which was both very true and not at all true.

Martin Ginsburg taught tax law at my law school. Every story I ever heard about him was a positive one. He was apparently a delight to study with, a delight to his colleagues, and generally considered to be one of the best professors there.

This is my doggie’s contribution to our engagement photos....