Donated $250 to PP in the names of my mother and grandmother, both Texas Republicans. My mother had an abortion in 1973, just after Roe v Wade and her husband left her with three children under 10. My grandmother personally knew girls who died from illegal abortions. Her motto? “Never let a man make decisions for you.”
Exactly. I give $100 to Planned Parenthood every time I drive by protestors in front of a woman’s health clinic near me. I have two teenaged daughters and we smile and wave, letting them know that their efforts are helping PP.
Once again: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org
Eons ago, I knew a three year old who would warble “Welax, don’t do it, when you wanna comb.”
If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.
My doctor refused to give me accutane when I was a teenager :(
My twins are constantly getting hit by various doors (and each other). After I check to see if they’re okay, I usually laugh and tell them to walk it off because, shit, it’s funny to see someone get hit in the face and I’m evil.
oh my god the way her head goes waaaay back and her little shark trolley thing falls over i can’t
I would save that series of pictures for whenever my kid was being an asshole. Then I would pull them out and laugh and laugh.
I don’t know... she already used Shake it Off...
Having Tim Gunn stop believing in you would be 947 times harder than having Tyra Banks stop believing in you.
They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.
Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.
FUCK NO WHAT GOD I’M SORRY FOR WHATEVER IT WAS THAT I DID PLEASE UNCREATE THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I was out drinking in the woods with some friends as a teen and my friend was scratching his belly and then he lifted up his shirt and it was the biggest god damn tick any of us had ever seen, buried in belly. He tried to do that lift-flick thing but couldn’t get it, so in a drunken state he took a swiss army knife…
Ticks are super thick around these parts. I pulled one off my baby brother’s balls when he was about 2 or so. Stretchy skin and a tenacious tick - you can imagine. I was 12 and my Mama’s “hot match” method didn’t seem like the best plan and I was afraid I’d leave the head in. I eventually successfully got it out and…
No, it’s fine, I clawed my eyes out so everything is OK now.