I’m rolling my eyes HARD at you, because either you’re a horrible helicopter parent or you don’t remember being a kid at all and that’s why you’re so obtuse as to when kids start experiencing and saying horrible things.

This was the first year that I didn’t cry when I dropped JujyJunior off for the first day of school. Getting to be a big boy! (me, not him)

When my aunt, who’s my mom in every way but birth, took me to look at schools, we had to get a hotel overnight. She was booking it on the phone, and suddenly burst into tears. “We need a hotel room because my little girl is going to university!!” We got 20% off the room.

I really want that cousin to be played by VP Biden.

My dad didn’t cry but he stole me some silverware from Longhorns because we forgot to buy any for my apartment. That’s love.

We are heroes!!

Reading this website is like saving wildlife right? Because it’s time I don’t use to read hardcopy newspapers made from tree massacres, which in turn result in habitat loss, which in turn harm rhinos? That’s a real thing right?

I mean do they want us to do things or do they want us to read this website?

Oh right, because that makes all the difference for someone who ran a fucking concentration camp. He perhaps didn’t shoot people from his balcony like in the movie.

If I could live in a shower without my skin sloughing off completely, I would.

Bunnies who look like that are the reason why I’m not allowed to go to the County Fair anymore :( (I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and call him George)

It’s always disappointing when I learn someone is a Scientologist. She was raised in the church, too, so she’s in pretty deep.

ETA: He at least has grown a beard to match the ‘stache now, but this is what it usually looks like

Schadenfreude is one of the best reasons to stay on FB. I have a cousin whose posts consist almost entirely of the pricing menu for his freelance tattoo business and memes decrying women for not “letting” their baby daddies stay involved with the kids.

I just realized who it reminds me of - Data from Star Trek.

All daughter’s polite reaction to their fathers.

Michelles face when the baby immediately stops crying and his smug grin just get me so good. They are adorable.

Oh my god I don’t want him to leave.

A lot of people hate him... probably because they’re told to imo. But I think he’s an awesome guy, I wish he could stay in office longer. Plus, who doesn’t like the GOP shitting themselves every time he wants to pass something^^

Okay, so full disclosure, I’m a white lady and my dad is a white dude but I seriously think my dad and Obama are brothers from another mother because they are EXACTLY the same combo of sorta nerdy, very smart, sensible clothes wearing men. I’d say they shop at the same sunglasses store, but I know for a fact my dad’s…

This picture is from a shooting in Wisconsin at a salon where people died. Please consider changing it.