Vanity Fair, I beseech you. It’s getting harder and harder to hit “renew subscription”. I survived the cancellation of Patrick DeMarchelier’s horoscopes. Mourned the death of Christopher Hitchens and the dearth of Sebastian Junger articles. I even accept (ignore), Pippa Middling. But this? The centre cannot hold.

Where is adultosaur?? Because I am at a VMA after party right this very second and stood next to T Swift as she escorted her squad to their booth. She is tall, skinny, shiny, and wasted. It looks like a fun squad to be real honest.

I have a friend whose friend spent some time with Kanye in the studio. He said Kanye was painfully shy and awkward but extremely kind and interesting. He stepped into the booth and all the awkwardness disappeared - he was the rap beast we all know him to be. You are right on.

You know who else’s entire trip consists of “Here are my feelings?” Infants. Also, describing Kanye as “a little self-indulgent and self-aggrandizing” might be a candidate for understatement of the year.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

We pretend it won't happen to us. We feel impotent and unable to make a difference. We dream of moving to a civilization where lives matter more than guns.

Whoops, nope it’s gone.

BLASPHEMER.

i have no problem with them pulling a k-pop move, doing solo stuff, and getting back together in a year or so for more 1d. i will allow this.

the title of this post is fucking online bullying.

DON’T YOU EVEN START

No, gold and white.

Welcome.

God, I love Mezcal. I could just drink it forever. This is inadvisable, unfortunately.

With sarcasm like that Rand you’ll never get out of suppresive person status.

“That those morally reprehensible comments were considered perfectly fine for the family to be on TV but god forbid one of them actually act in a way that was morally reprehensible is a travesty.”

I am equating it mentally with ‘Papi’, which makes it even more weird.

Married four times?

Has she issued licenses to divorced people? People who have had premarital sex? People who work on the day of rest? I mean, isn’t the Apostolic church all about taking the Bible literally? Fuck her.

You know she is continuing to refuse to issue licenses, right? She says her attorny from some christian college says she doesn’t have to while it’s on appeal. I hope she ends up in jail for contempt of court.