I feel like we just witnessed Tinder having a stroke.
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You gotta look, Moon. It’s a really weird, almost full-finger blow job she does; the nose wipe is the least disturbing part.
My grandfather used to say “Pick me out a Cadillac”. One time I gave him a matchbox car in a damp tissue.
The youths are studying to be master Photo Shoppers
tl;dr: picture of colin firth
Joaqa Joaqa.
NO EMMA GO LOOK I CACKLED
New York has collected the photographs and firsthand accounts of 35 of the 46 women who allege Bill Cosby raped…
Over a knit turtleneck, so your neck looks like an ankle.
I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”
After sixteen years as a couple, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt have reportedly called it quits.
Speaking as someone who has been married for 15 years and has two kids, let me just say that traveling to a beautiful vacation spot where I can stare off into space for a week sounds like fucking bliss I say, bliss!
In 4th grade, I scored from mid-field. I’m in my 40’s and I still remember that amazing hoooooly shit feeling. I cried when they got their trophy. Seeing a team of strong athletic wen celebrated like this was unimaginable to me when I was younger and being teased for playing sports.
Growing up in West Virginia, Shania Twain was the only artist that was ever played during school dances. You’d assemble in the dance hall, which was just a re-imagining of the cafeteria, and sway around and around in circles while holding onto someone. That was the only way we knew how to dance.
listening to “that don’t impress much me much” as a child is what formed to basis of all of my future relations with men and i bow down to shania for that gift
This is peak White American male gun nut.
Damn Ads, that is some heavy shit. I can relate a little bit being raised by some serious Christian fundies. I get it though. No matter what, that world marks you. No matter how many miles or years you put between yourself and it. Hope you are doing ok. Love and respect.