Pushback: it also means that if it's happening in places where students feel empowered to 1- know it's wrong and 2- complain to the proper authorities, imagine what's happening elsewhere.

We need to recognize that the reason these schools are on the the list is not because sexual assault is a greater problem in their student body than at other schools, but because their students and professors are more out spoken advocates.

I'm actually glad to see my alma mater on here. Maybe this will force them to get their damn act together!

Big babies need attention too! Apparently even more than actual babies.

my mom knows a woman who thinks the same thing. she told my mom that she loves her children but her husband comes first and she lives first and foremost for him and that it's how things should be and that if more women remembered that the world would be a better place. she also plucked her eyebrows out and draws them…

I like this woman's photo project, where she shows a pretty shot AND the reality around it. More interesting than just a shelfie.

God rest your soul, DJ E-Z. Watch and learn, kids!

Whatever... my 3 year old does all that and much much more during regular temper tantrums.

Two things about Docs...

lmao! I went to a Pearl Jam concert in Sept and all of us 30 and 40-somethings were totally rocking the 1994 look. Total blast from the past. That being said, in NYC tons of the kids are going for... lack of a better term... the "new" grunge look. Which includes the flannel shirt around the waist and wait for it...…

If only to get a Barbie cake for "research". I think I will research some cake myself today, then instagram it #weddingdiet #cleaneating #soblessed

That's because you're way too into 1D to have any other boy band in your life.

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

I don't particularly enjoy marinating in the gases and particulate emanating from my own fecal matter, so I'm in and out.

A lesbian's vision is based on motion. If you stay very still, she can't see you.

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

He looks like he smells like booze covered up with heavy-handed cologne application.

Generally speaking, I don't think cheating on your spouse is necessarily cause to resign your political office. At least, not in and of itself. I 100% agree that this dude is a hypocritical asshole, BUT he was elected by his, presumably, dumb as dirt constituents and now they should suffer for it. And kick him out…

Oh, this was my Dad 30 years ago. Down to the dance classes and getting attacked by dolls. Actually, when my sister and I visit it's basically the same thing today.

Benedict Cumberbatch is joining the cast of Magic Mike XXL! He will play a minor character named Tommy Cheeks.