would love to hear ways to help my 11 yo son thru this too. He lives life close to his emotions and close to tears. I encourage him to always feel the feelings and tell him that there's nothing wrong with crying (changes the brain chemistry, etc) but there are times in life....for instance if others are being mean,…

"While writing my resume, I put McDonald's under work experience. A friend leaned over and said, "Do you think it's a good idea to put that on your resume?""

Joe attracts the coolest ladies.

Last year my four-year-old cousin called my mom and left an adorable message along the lines of, "Hi, Aunt [Redacted.] I got a pet giraffe! April Fools, I didn't really!" My mom thought it would be funny to prank my cousin back by telling her that her mom was leaving the family and would never see her again. My…

I despise April Fools jokes in general, but I just laughed aloud at this one. You're bad and you should feel bad.

I've never worked in food service...but having worked in retail and as a tour guide...good lord are people dumb.

There's nothing quite like someone who says they work in mental health and have had patients suicide telling you that you should kill yourself, huh? As someone who has lost people to suicide, including one who hanged himself, I'm really sorry TheAdlerian said that to you. You don't deserve that kind of aggression.

Oh my word, that little wiggle the first time her mom asks her the ice cream question! That little wiggle is everything! It's like her delight at the prospect of ice cream cannot be shown merely in words - it requires bodily expression in the form of the cutest little-girl wiggle in the world. (And now that I think…

I've never met a famous person before. I feel like if I met a celeb that I had a huge crush on like Jon Hamm, it would not go well. I almost wouldn't want to. I don't know how I would react. I could start crying or not be able to speak. I feel like I might have a Kristen Bell/sloth moment. I'm not sure I could…

I do this all the time at work. Case in point, the other day my coworker sent me a Banana Republic ad of two men cuddling with the words "I just don't agree with this." I replied, "oh, I think those sweaters look really nice!"

It will come. I'll be 40 this year and I'm finally starting to come into my own. I find myself saying things I never would have said before, and then think "did I just actually say that out loud?!?!" And it feels GREAT!!!!

Between Matthew Lewis and Nicholas Hoult, my advice to Tweens everywhere is to grab the guy with the bowl haircut and the chipmunk cheeks! You'll thank me in five years!

Yes, im sure being up to your eye holes in money and pussy is a terrible burden for such a sensitive artist.

you GUYS. I am a regular jezzie and Kate Hansen is my cousin. I just am so excited to see her on here. she's seriously this amazing, funny, and dance-y in real life. she's doing great for a first time Olympian and we are so proud of her. couldn't have someone better to rep the family - she's so great. USofkAte!

Here's your 'sports specific'

Thank you DTRAL from the Clutch board:

Hmm, maybe they could make it out of wood or concrete next time and put some wheels on the bottoms of their snowboards or something.

My three year old twins are learning to ski. I'm feeling hopeful. If they don't kill each other first!

Ok but I think Flea is the real winner.
Mr Pat said that the loser was Anthony's mustache.