I’m happy to be evil with you, if that’s the case. Proud to be evil, even.

Yep labor over the period pain of my youth any day. Even if labor hurts like a bitch, it doesn’t hurt for DAYS and you get a human to take home at the end of it. But my god, the periods of my teens and 20s, with the agony, vomiting, headaches, exhaustion, hospitalization because “your appendix must have burst” and, on…

Yes! That book was fabulous!

YES. MY DAY = MADE.

I’m screen-grabbing the photo above so I can remember next December to send her a “Happy Holidays” card that compliments her office’s pagan winter festival tree.

OK... but she’s 2.5. I’m not bumping down Miranda Cosgrove.

I have never been happier to be dealing with two teenagers — TEENAGERS, who have aged out of ‘Frozen’— than I am upon reading this news.

She just can’t EVEN.

Carlys I’d vote for, in order:

Well, it *is* Kristen Wiig, so...

You just made me laugh-snort at work. So much for being inconspicuous on my lunch break.

As the parent of kids in this age bracket, I am printing out your reply and reciting it as my mantra when I arise in the morning and when I go to bed at night:

Oh honey. You’re not alone. I looked at this picture and felt so sorry for myself, LOL. Like, did they ever argue about orthodontist appointments? Missing excuse cards? The unreasonable demands of ignorant mothers?

It doesn’t FAZE Charlie either, People magazine.

I’m thinking Sqarr meant the Reddit commentors?

OK: You and your parents are giant a**es. Horrible humans. And thank god you’re massively stupid and got caught: You colored your hair jet black. Your scraggly beard remains untouched and brown. Your haircut is exactly the same as in your “wanted” photo. And by the looks of it, you’ve been hanging out in a tourist…

You’re making me sad that you weren’t my middle school biology teacher. I would have retained THAT information.

I SO wish I was in a position to call your bluff ;) (and BDCB is right: Treestands are for naps).

It’s interesting that my 14-year-old daughters were completely unfazed that the lead is a woman — like, why in the world WOULDN’T she be? She’s awesome! They’ve grown up in a different age, for sure, but are well aware, as much as they can be, how it would be a huge thing for me at 50.

I'm still at a loss as to how moving him to Mass gets him away from temptation... There are women in Mass just like Pennsylvania, no?