Because these denominations don’t count Catholics as Christians... the RIGHT Christians.

good question — though I will say that, for me, driving with my four-way blinkers on, slowly, until I got to a well-lit place was considered OK. My neighbor, however, did the same and was charged with something like evading police... of course, she’s black, and I’m white, soooooo......

hey, now, my northern italian peeps put carrot in there (adds a little sweetness). Cooked till they practically dissolve into nothingness. Celery, though has no place in the sauce.

I’m imagining the “love America or leave it” Cracker Barrel customer learning the restaurant is majority-owned by an Iranian-born man.

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Ha, I read it as “He had meat, hola!” as a little nod to her spanish language. I like our versions better ;)

good god, protect your cheekbone, woman! He’s like the walking dead!

“...the uniquitous conference-table bottle of Knob Creek...”

Sometimes it works perfectly, people! (dammit kinja, you’d better show this photo)

Ugh, so did mine. “But I’m tall, and the fold-out chair really wasn’t long enough for me.” From the same man who admitted to me that he ran out to get a sandwich “because I was really hungry” while I was on my hands and knees in Day Two of labor and totally out of it. Never would have known if he hadn’t admitted it.…

Head on over then to your local independent bookstore (if you’re lucky enough to have one) and grab it! Ignore that “buy now” button, but don’t deprive yourself!

Well worth it: “Home,” written and read by Somali-British poet Warsan Shire:

Smart of Tom Brady to diss Coca-Cola and not Pepsi, since Pepsi, along with Papa John’s and Anheuser-Busch, are three of the NFL’s most lucrative sponsorship contracts (and since the Patriots are one of the teams getting the biggest cuts of those revenues, according to http://www.sponsorship.com/iegsr/2015/04/….

my new saying. thank you for making me laugh immediately after seeing THAT.

No, I would not... and you are VERY welcome.

Ah, Region 7 of the Fish and Wildlife Commission (fws.org) must be so proud of its 2014 “Recovery Champion” now.

It’s the bro-iest opening bro that ever bro’ed.

There is no “too many times” when it comes to Princess Protection Program.

did we not just have this? http://www.etonline.com/news/172362_ka…

Exactly. Our public school district’s dress code, through junior high: white or blue collared shirt, blue or khaki pants or skirt. No jeans. Where can you buy them? Anywhere. No school logo required, no official vendor... and uniform banks so that kids whose parents cannot afford even this can still get a couple new…