Dan Aykroyd?
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... in a very crisply folded/ironed shirt :)
Suave. Very suave.... and is that Heidelberg?
All I could picture was an office staple in the shape of a giant ass.
You don’t have to worry about “being easy” when you’re going to be king. It would be the biggest perk of all, dammit.
Hyland’s Teething Tablets FTW.
“I have to do NOTHING. Hear me? NOTHING. Nothing to not get pregnant. Nothing to do with periods. Nothing to deal with cramps. NOTHING.”
The cat-eared Arianna Grande sold those (no giveaways!) on her most recent tour. And I admit as a grouchy old person— it was pretty cool, synched to her music.
Oh I’ll put on a pair of low-rise jeans; I have no shame. Y’all will scream in horror and whoever claims this stupid idea will certainly rue the day, but I’ll call your bluff. Because honey, this belly that gained 70 pounds to carry twins? You will not be able to pretend it’s not there in a pair of low-rise jeans. And…
It was Adam. Adam’s married to Steve.
...says the congressman who’s all about “the regular folks” but obviously has never talked to a custodian at work. or volunteered to do any kind of community service that involves cleaning. the paranoia and being constantly “on-guard” for encroaching “others” must be exhausting.
It’s only as I read this that I realize my dad building me a reading platform in a tree may have been more to give my parents a break than a place for me to read! Ah well. Win/win!
My state doesn’t have the ACLU app (looks like California, Missouri, Mississippi and Nebraska only), and I can’t find the teens’ Five-O app... any other suggestions?
Well, if you’re Ms. Dash, you probably have one or more people hired to handle all that pesky housework detail for you. Maybe she’s even paying them minimum wage above table.
Why should *I* have to be extraordinary to earn the same as the *average* or even *below-average* man??
I’m kind of glad she never did change that Facebook setting to private. I’d rather know right up front that you’d hate working with my kids, and she made it easy to find out.
Yes, they are... But all that in vitro musical indoctrination somehow translated into love of 1D.
2001. Patti Smith at a really small PA venue, with her band. Me, with friends from work,and 8 months pregnant with twins. I am MASSIVE, on partial bed rest and unable to stand for more than 15 minutes. Club sets up a table for one for me, stocks it with water bottles, and I not only have the best seat in the house, I…
I am amazed watching someone who, in this world of constant selfies, has never seen the footage of herself performing (as you wouldn't, if you grew up in that time. How would you?) Think of all those moving images tucked away in archives, and all those people who have no idea their younger selves are hiding away on…
WHAT are they going to do the first time their little darling tells them no, or asserts his own personality. Because he will. Ohhhhh, he will. And I wish I could see it happen.