Please tell me this pair of besties shops here.

The shaving from a giant blue pencil, perhaps?

OK, Merx3, which sister of mine are you? (Seriously. My dad would be SO PROUD of this joke).

OK, Merx3, which sister of mine are you? (Seriously. My dad would be SO PROUD of this joke).

all the little Spaghetti-O circles first, then the big ones. Tastes better that way.

I second that recommendation. Many happy hours reading those, and the illustrations fit in such a lovely way. Thanks, Jamie and Laura!

The s*** you never foresee when you think about becoming (becuming?) a parent.

Had to have been under 3, precocious phonetic reader, walking up to my mother waving a magazine and asking what "tampooons" were. In front of her old Italian grandmother.

I'm still that kid as well. After 15+ years of marriage, husband is finally connecting the dots as to why I don't love camping as much as he does. Because it is MISERY. I mean, my legs are scarred from mosquito bites.

Oh no, no, young ones. It's what we 1970s-era middle schoolers used INSTEAD OF showering post gym class. I'm sure that scent seeped into every crevice of the girls' locker room, and lingers today when the air is humid.

That really looks like a potential central plot device for Hangover 3.

The outfit was borrowed from Bristol. Truly. There's a photo of it floating around somewhere but I'm too lazy to search for it...

Thank you, Zendaya, for giving this Old some common ground with her "segue-ing out of Disney-obsessed" young teens. PS: LOVE the new haircut.

NYT fashion editors just named their favorite three: Nicki,Katy and

AAAAA!!! one scruffy and one smooth. You need to gingerly spoon in there on the far right too; it would be heaven :)

Well if that's the case, I may consider visiting :)

you're a teacher, and you say there are no pictures? Think again...or you just have the most trustworthy students EVER.

Teatime Machismo: Band name, yes or no?

she is my spirit sister. Well done,mom.

on my way to a party senior year in college, tripped on cement stairs, landed on my wrist. Still have a scar decades later Didn't put both hands down to break my fall because there was a bottle of vodka in one hand and I didn't want to drop it.

good lord... are you my neighbor?? who who've thunk there would be so many Lancaster County people on Jezebel :)