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We're gonna be ROLLING in money ;)

my question: At what rate will those little bundles of cells be taxed? You get all the "rights, privileges and immunities," you gotta help pay for them (isn't that argument against "freeloading welfare moms", after all?)

And I don't want my tax dollars going to most of those corporate "people" with "Inc." as a surname — you know, the ones that now have found millions to pay their top dogs in bonuses — but they did.

It's the best photo-bombing performance of all time.

Ah, that explains it :) Because I'm in the Lancaster PA city and I see Amish all the time. And when lots of them vacation, it's near Sarasota, Fla., (yes, really), not Lancaster, CA. More's the pity... it would be kind of great if the rule was you had to go to *another* Lancaster.There are plenty to choose from.

What?? No Ben Cohen, rugby player who runs the anti-bullying StandUp Foundation in memory of his dad, who was killed intervening in a fight?

Exactly. Why would one assume that, if your own state bounced you out, that the other 49 would pick up the pieces and elect you president?

Where was that cat 10 years ago when I had two infants who WOULD NOT SLEEP SIMULTANEOUSLY?? Our cat at the time was of no help whatsoever. I should have demanded more.

good lord... there's an Etown right down the road from me. Didn't know there was that much excitement going on ;)

Oh! the women's compound! My plan... either a big chunk of land with little cottages, or buying up one side of a city block and just joining together all the backyards and adding rooftop deck gardens. I've never met a woman whose eyes didn't light up at the thought of it.

I could have sworn in the book "40 Years of Life on the Street," all about the show's history and especially early years, that they named the guy, but I guess not. All y'all Sesame Street lovers have to check out the book — total trip (and boy, was Captain Kangaroo a meanie!)

As long as he can keep from messaging a cell phone photo of that "swimsuit portion"... and considering politicians' recent record of ignorance when it comes to sharing photos of themselves...

It's the combination of that "jerk-off" followed by "God Bless"... makes me giggle.

Mmmmm ricotta cake with almond crust. My favorite. Even better, I'm the only one in the family who loveslovesloves it, so when I make one it is All For Me.

I have those... a co-worker got them for those of us who share our chilly office. And we wear them every day. LOVE them. They just wouldn't be the same if they were a thong.

hey, you padded your resume with the twirling!! AND jazz hands and toes? Very impressive, spacegod, very impressive.

c'mon baby, don't keep mama waiting....get out here so she can see you already!

But what about those kids from Hogwarts? Who are they supposed to play on the sports field?Or are they just in a different conference?

hmmmm. maybe she's going to address American gun violence next....'cause, you know, that IS something we have to deal with every day.

You know, she could address the number of Americans murdered by gun violence, but....