He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

Don’t cry. Minorities will save white people from themselves.

Honestly, here’s my thing. Yes, the private email server shows that Hillary can be secretive and paranoid. Given that she’s had two Secret Service agents publish tell-all books with blatant lies about her, she’s been connected to every accidental death, suicide and murder in Washington DC in the past twenty-five…

As a white guy, the only racism I’ve probably experienced is on the basketball court with strangers. I’m not great, but I’m OK. I usually get one chance and if I fuck it up, I never get the ball again. I could be open for the corner three and my hands are up, and they’re like, “don’t shoot”.

I’ve never experienced racism. Therefore it doesn’t exist.

I wish more idiots were as up front about their idiocy as you are. It saves a lot of time.

Lunatic attributions? Motherfucker, what election have you been watching? Dude encouraged his supporters to beat people up. He’s pledged to overturn gay marriage. He wants to deport american citizens. These are things he himself has said. Well documented things. I’m not even talking new stuff like bringing back stop…

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

ESPN Exec: “Yeah, Charles...that take was at about 60 degrees. We’re going to need you at about a 110 going forward, mkay?”

Man, 48-14 that is rough. I’ll take it over the 30-60 the defensive coordinator got though.

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

I’ll ask the questions here.

It kinda really sucks that these things seem to go without punishment so often, unless the rapist is so incredibly stupid as to leave some sort of paper/electronic trail that points right at their dick. Infuriating.

Stick your old man cock into a few ten year olds and the whole world just loses it.

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

stick2sportsamirite?

Dr. Bronner’s in the shower. That is all.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.