my little sister texts me this picture about once a week with no explanation

this bitch

Recent Penn State grad

And just how the hell is 2 drinks going to help me forget about my miserable life TOM?!?!?!?

Former competitive swimmer is not a fucking job you bum

Wow you’re so brave for taking a stand

Thank fucking god

Wow this guy really pissed me off by fucking up the Bonnaroo superjam last month but now all is forgiven

OH MY GOD