I kept thinking it was a typo. That is a way people refer to it? I guess if there is purple drank their can be malted.

he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

That’s the thing that really grinds my gears. The story that you always, always hear from these guys is that they aren’t unreasonable, or bad people. They’re just self-reliant, good people who want to be free of busybody outsiders who don’t understand their lives and don’t know their problems telling them what to do…

I meant to say Western Virginia and I have ZERO idea why I said Michigan and had to reread my own post.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

Something tells me that ref is gonna make it after all.

Alf is back in porg form.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

How proud we are of the ‘Lil Manziel Agrarian Achievers we all are.

10 minutes of commercials to watch 10 seconds of video.

I really wish Deadspin would start linking to those Russian video clip sites that infest your PC with all sorts of Trojans just to speed the process up. It’s quicker for me to just buy a new damned computer than this BS

“I am a dolphin.”

It’s not fair to judge him by what he wears, says, and does.

To be fair it was the bottom of the zeroth inning

I’ll save you some trouble: those NFL panelists never do figure out what a griffin is.

This is the White House communications director

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

I have that book, too. It’s called The Internet.

In Ole Miss, Nutt busts you!

No, but the Lord rests in the seventh inning.

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.