I don’t think he got all of it. 

I’m glad that his bandmates convinced Mick Mars to change his stage name from Ulick Uranus.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

I’m out. It’s not funny anymore.

This comment makes no sense at all.

Uh, he actually did. I mean, he totally killed people, but he was also consistently productive for them, right? 

It’s just like real life. Uncle Tony wants the car at 2 am and some cash, and you give it to him once. Then you do it again. Then you’re bailing him out of jail. Then he calls you from a pay phone in philly looking for a steakhouse and a gun. You think to yourself that sounds like fun but I want my money. You give it…

no, the small potatoes are extra

Don’t you mean resting on her yannys?

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts should star in the Hollywood production of this headline.

You seem to be implying that Dez can run 50 yards without dropping the ball.

wouldn’t they be Dwaynes Johnson?

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’”

Yeah, I know how you feel. If I see a little squirrel car running in neutral with the windows up and the exhaust connected to the cabin, I just can’t be bothered to interfere.

At first i was afraid i was petrified...

Just not sure I agree with Bill Polian on him converting to wide receiver

Dad, you need to log off.

Definitely concerned—he doesn’t even mention his 4-point play!