If I want to see cousins dancing awkwardly, I’ll just crash a prom in West Virginia.

Probably something he VIII

Personal foul for Tauntaun, 15 yards

Scott Morwood agrees

People who expect things from Cleveland Browns players tend to die from disappointment.

The Bible says Emmanuel was conceived without Siemian

When this Solo mouthed off to the wrong people, he got encased in carbonite.

Australian for bug:

someone on the training staph has his number

Injury Report
Date: Aug 31

Mongolian Mike XXL

Then I’m peeing on the gas station
Officer Leroy comes up and he’s like
I thought I told you to piss in the bathroom
And I’m like Jeah, whatever

A true USA van supports her unconditionally

Or they could be of the friendlier movie variety. Possibly sped up and overdubbed with some Carnival remix.

Article doesn’t specify that they were cut in half, they could just be hole jerseys

I would just like to point out that these two tweets can probably be used around any Third Eye Blind show, regardless of political affiliation:

Who attacked the cat man and why is he bleeding?

If you were part of the new Penn State that wants to rebuild from this scandal, a good way to do that would be to release everything, make sure that everyone involved is gone/prosecuted and then work to regain your reputation as an institution.

Russell: Siri, how do I score?

that crossover reminds me of this: