Earth is a flat circle.

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Josh and Luke are the Aldi private label versions of Peyton and Eli.

Jets: the tanks of the sky.

“How the hell is Josh McCown still in the NFL?”

Note to Self:

I need to get to 10 turnovers tonight

And here I was thinking that shooting in portrait was the worst somebody could do.

Jordan Cameron Retires Before Thinking He is Cameron Jordan.

Makes sense that he quit right before March Madness. Didn’t want to have to suffer from the Cameron crazies.

I’m so happy this has become a thing.

SHUT IT, NERD!

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if nothing else, its less games for them to lose.

WTF dude - the Vikings used “Welcome to the Jungle” for YEARS - how could you miss that one?

Vladimir Putin: “Perhaps bribe will solve legal troubles for Trump puppets? Say 199999 rubles”

I mean, if the customer says, “fair enough,” why is he giving a one star review? It is either “fair enough” or it is not!