WTF dude - the Vikings used “Welcome to the Jungle” for YEARS - how could you miss that one?

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I mean, if the customer says, “fair enough,” why is he giving a one star review? It is either “fair enough” or it is not!

Must be Europe — an American center wouldn’t bother with plants.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

A white 3-point specialist. That’s a new one.

Pictured: Fore Garman?

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

Finally!

I stand corrected: you’re the f**king worst.

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He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

He changed his name to Paul Sickbaum.

I walked into a Jazz bar in Utah...