“Why would you not pace yourself or cut yourself off after a bit so you remember the experience?”

Is it really binge watching if you only watched, like, 3 episodes max?

Bill Belichick’s pavlovian response to hearing Gimme Shelter will be rubbing one out to Hunter Renfrow.

Later this week he’ll watch a replay of the game and really wish he had been there to play with his team.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Then why does BYU suck?

booooo.

Never ever splash your private matters all over the Internet. Keep them in the locker room where they can be covered up unless one of those perverted lady reporters sees it and then what will we have it’s just not right I have nothing against the girls and the girl said you’re right about that I feel nothing against…

Mixon told his Sooners teammates that he planned to go to the draft this afternoon.

I can understand why a player for the New York Liberty would be scared of living in a place that has become a repeat target for terrorists and just want to get home to New York City.

+1 Fanatical Bounce pass

Nice. I love Barenaked Ladies.

You expect people to believe that’s a real phone with “Stocks” on the front page?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Its time for TOMSULA 2: THE TOMSULING

As a lifelong Bills fan all I can say is this is totally embarrassing and a complete disgrace.

Couch should be at an angle

IT’S A CARP!

unrelated HOLY SHIT? its called “chest of drawers?” my entire life i thought it was called chester drawers. THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE?!?! WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

They should flip the script and ask Maeda if he’d be willing to throw some soft pitches to some elderly Japanese baseball fans and have one of them disguised as Ichiro and have him crank it.