Then why does BYU suck?

booooo.

Never ever splash your private matters all over the Internet. Keep them in the locker room where they can be covered up unless one of those perverted lady reporters sees it and then what will we have it’s just not right I have nothing against the girls and the girl said you’re right about that I feel nothing against…

Mixon told his Sooners teammates that he planned to go to the draft this afternoon.

I can understand why a player for the New York Liberty would be scared of living in a place that has become a repeat target for terrorists and just want to get home to New York City.

+1 Fanatical Bounce pass

Nice. I love Barenaked Ladies.

You expect people to believe that’s a real phone with “Stocks” on the front page?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Its time for TOMSULA 2: THE TOMSULING

As a lifelong Bills fan all I can say is this is totally embarrassing and a complete disgrace.

IT’S A CARP!

They should flip the script and ask Maeda if he’d be willing to throw some soft pitches to some elderly Japanese baseball fans and have one of them disguised as Ichiro and have him crank it.

I learned that lesson when they took back my diploma because I took off my mortarboard.

I don’t know if Gregg Popovich is a national treasure, but Nic Cage did steal the Declaration of Independence once because there was a coded map to Pop’s house on the back.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

He ate a cherry before the game and was surprised they didn’t start the contest up 100-0.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

MAKE IT POINTIER

You act like this kind of thing is unusual: