What’s up with the 160 right turn off a freeway? You’d have to come to almost a complete stop to make that turn.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.

Always great when a wannabe Grammar Nazi finds out that he’s just Mussolini.

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It certainly makes more sense than if he was fired by a different school

I hope he ends up going to LSU so we can have a companion headline...

You said we were both going shirtless!

Probably because the whites only water fountain has a filter in it.

I’d be too confused as to how you can hang pictures on a rounded wall to maintain an erection.

Nah he died of natural causes.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

The Browns have yet to purchase any as the team prefers to just shit on the field.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

I am not sure what made me laugh harder, that a group of mechanical engineering students got college credit for designing a freakin’ tent, or that the same University that gave them said credit then paid them money to use it.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Of all the states that can dump on Michigan’s water issues, the one where a river literally caught on fire is not one of them.

Agreed. The joke should have been “Michigan girls are heavier than the metals that contaminate Flint’s water supply.”

It also doesn’t make any sense. Lead is not a disease.