No big deal; keys get lost all the time.

I guess rainy days and Mondays really do get the Carpenters down.

And proves that some suck-ass messed up his code, which explains why he malfunctioned a game ago.

Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

Only a Jewish carpenter got nailed harder.

The thing is, no one told them what the Mannequin Challenge is. This is just a normal moment on that private jet.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

This is good Ninja.

“Just put your mouth around it, Bill.”
“What? That doesn’t sound right.”
“Listen, the last time they did this was 108 years ago and my great grandpa told me about it, okay?”
*sigh*
“Okay...”

Desperately making jokes for no compensation other than a brief ego boost, hmm, I don’t know if the Deadspin commentariat is going to relate.

Ok Shonda Rhimes has officially ran out of ideas for Gray’s Anatomy.

The sevynty syxers really screwed this one up

They should call it ALL CAPS STADIUM.

Doing the best I can, all while eating dry white toast and drinking room temperature tap water.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

“Let’s go to the tape...no not that tape Kevin. The tape is clear that...no I don’t mean the clear tape. I mean the film. No not the film the adhesive leaves behind on your cheek...”

Here’s to hoping Cleveland wins the world series to put their trophy next to the cavs’, and then the browns pull off an 0-17 perfect season.

I couldn’t agree more. We were all robbed of the opportunity to watch that ball bounce off his head without interference.

I’m just brainstorming here.