Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.

Q: How do you like them apples?

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

When they fill the infield with water?

“Why are you sitting on it?” one man said.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

Did you talk in 3rd person too? That may have been the deal breaker.

Holy shit am I excited to watch Rick Ross talk about Mo Vaughn!

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

Anyone associated with the Bears has to be by now.

The streak’s still alive if you’re talking about regulation play. Long live the streak!

Said the Actress to the Bishop.

As this was a game that made me angry for so many reasons, I was almost disgusted when the announcing team started pitching the vote for the new stadium and complaining what a shame it would be for San Diego not have a stadium.It did, however, lead to a great moment which I feel need to confirm as it felt so insane.

If you really want to piss him off, kneel at the Masters....

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices

Let’s be honest, intercepting a Matthew Stafford pass is not that unique.

Like I’m going to watch a Lions/Dolphins game.

Thanks for posting, I’ve been looking all over for the gigolo’s guide to business casual.