I think talking about mass child murder just distracts us from the real issues, like how Hillary Clinton was the victim of a cheating spouse.

This is what coaches do when they’re trying to be like Belichick but don’t understand the hows/whys.

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

‘“Alshon Jeffery asked about the 500+ yards of offense (NSFW language): “If we don’t win the game, that shit don’t matter.”’

Damn. I figured smoking tons of weed would ease getting a Tunsil out.

Says “words have meanings”... calls them “’metal’ of honor winners”

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

Take your star, you jerk.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

“I know the feeling, Ereck. I’m so damn sick of all the Raanan sentences from that guy.”

He thought “beat writer” was a command.

Also

Dear Trump Apologists,

It’s a poop joke, guy.

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

To paraphrase Eddie Murphy, you can say “I have to take a shit” in French and it just sounds cool.

Wtf did i just read?

Beat a Patriots team that isn’t starting an injured 3rd string rookie at QB. BE THANKFUL THE STAR IS GONE

Flour for Algernon