1) draft Doug Christie in the 5th round of 1997 NBA Live franchise mode

How is Rabbies Formed?

You expect us to believe those are real names?

Goose Gossage: [watches Jose Bautista video]

With the second pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select, Blue Pool Noodle from that video from the Internet.

Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

No. You’re not supposed to admire your homeruns. He’s showing hustle getting back on D. I think it’s okay.

“What if there are just no Browns”

what does that mean: to play us out?

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

As always, smiling and not sharing the rock.

No, Kyrie is missing D.

Can you just tell me why Barry?

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

This was definitely the worst thing that’s ever happened to one of Vin Diesel’s co-stars.

$200m? Only if he’s already fallen off that thing and broken his pelvis. If he doesn’t fall off until he’s already a Yankee, they’ll be paying him closer to $500m.

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

A 6-8 man made of mostly muscle does not need an enforcer. This isn’t the 70's and the Cavs aren’t going to trade for Kermit Washington to get your back.