Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

an NFL job is an NFL job

“Well it’s got to help his passing game. After all, everything is bigger in Texas.”

Abdul-Rauf also played while suffering from Tourettes and observing Ramadan.

BREAKING: Yankees chase away their last rabid fan.

Hey man, if you’re going to be all precious about your drawers this fast food game may not be for you.

Kids nowadays, I think second base is posting a POV shot of you having anal sex to snapchat.

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

That cat clearly picked up his pivot paw.

Revelation 13:18 - “This calls for wisdom. Those who have insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 13, because the fucker can’t read a pass for shit.”

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

“Let’s try a black one.”

It’s a finger of speech.

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Don’t use these, they are just sitting in landfill - writer