Jeff Ireland to Dez: Will your mom suck macaque?

not to be like whatever but there is no such thing as an “opening coda.”

2ABBERT

Tomorrow is Kaepernick’s birthday, for god’s sake!

Ray Lewis denies having been on the pregame show, but admits that he showed poor judgment in being seen with Steve Young.

Surprised no one warned them about picking up VD from the west coast.

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

Or Rip Torn.

That's what they said about the pancreas and where are those people now?

Still, got to love Barrett tried to avoid contact at the checkpoint. Jones would have just thrown a bottle 50 yards into traffic.

Please tell me Cardale was in the car with him, subtly pushing him to drive home. “Yeah man, just make a left turn right up here...”

Was he followed by 12 co-workers?

Look, I try not to pass judgments on cops, who have a difficult job and sometimes get shafted trying to perform it. But a lack of professionalism is a lack of professionalism, and I’d really like to know why this one particular officer felt the need to curse so much in the police report.

The Aristocrats?

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

Pictured: Christie fantasy football

“Debatable.”

Hey cut Ratliff some slack here, Andy Reid doesn’t appear to care about the game clock either.

Why the hell are you surprised that WHUF switched to a dog dining story? Who do you think WHUF’s target audience is?