So how many officers came in Patty’s back door?

This is a tangential point that has nothing to do with the depressing prejudices and injustices which characterize this story.

Enjoy the Wisconsin accents.

They keep ringing the bell. They keep ringing it over and over again.

BJIII

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

I love that this guy isn’t even the craziest person in his family.

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

Those are scars from powder burns on Hardy’s face. You try sleeping in a bed filled with assault rifles every night without it leaving a few marks.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Settle down and finish your Subway, Robert.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Oh, how the NFL wishes CTE was just former players being butt-hurt instead of head-hurt.

Even beyond the moms yelling “hell no” are the insurance actuaries yelling “hell no.”

Which explains why he didn't go on to play college baseball.

Fells says he’s glad to be home and hopes his kids never try walking in his shoes.

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.