If you’re a competent fantasy owner, you don’t have players from either team, so this is a non-issue.

You vill dribble vell. If no dribble vell, vee send famillee Siber.

I got like three numbers that night

Saban: What’s the play?

Luck probably overreacted due to the fact that he had his son in his Week 2 DraftKings lineup.

National Lampoon’s Vacated Wins

$20,000 isn’t that much. That’s what a cheerleader would earn in about 25 seasons worth of home games and charity events and calendar shoots and calendar promotion and media appearances and corporate bookings.

Encrotchment - 5 yard penalty. Declined.

Typical me first, and who cares about the team behavior. Just because you broke up a pass doesn’t mean that you’re a baller and need to grandstand. What ever happened to the days of when players just did their jobs and didn’t constantly showboat? A John Riggins, or a Dick Butkus, or a Larry Csonka. The culture…

Rude knee! Rude knee! Rude knee!

So the 4 was arrested, but the 9 was free to go?

worst color man:

Nah, the Cocksucking Monkey kicked it wide right.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

The Giants shit the bed, no doubt about it, but the Cowboys were ironically only still in the game because they made two critical mistakes.

Twelve men on the field and they still look that bad?

Smithers: They aren’t saying Booooo, they are saying Jabooooo.

After some down time he’ll return and make everyone call him Malik Democratic Republic Of The Congo