#blackshirtsmatter

“Oh, they’ll cough it all up,” said JPP. “Just wait till the gloves come off.”

You got six fingers on one hand?

He got a religious exemption because he worships Chronos.

And I’m “Sad Unsuccessful Coach” Aaron Rodgers.

How is this supposed to stop that selfish asshole from being late?

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

Kraft explained that “ ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it. Not ‘free.’

He will be fined for this outburst, so he’ll just hand the NFL a himself check.

Bold statement.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Donald Trump: Fine, give me a goddamned Mulligan. At least it’s not a Fernandez.

To be fair, I’ve always wondered what his handicap is.

Pheidippides nutz.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

Hey Vince, can I get some of that when you’re done... Oh wait, that’s just Gatorade? Nevermind.

This is nothing. I remember the time Larry Bird said to ‘Nique during The Ashes, “What ho, rookie. I like the cut of your jib but I’m still gonna googly 40 wickets on you then peach a spinner right through your corridor of uncertainty and laugh as your side gets diamond ducked.” But the joke was on Bird, ‘Nique said…

For a father to criticize the greatest batsman his countrymen have ever know is just not, oh what’s the word?

Time to change his name to Robert Griffin Ill

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer