I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

"God, you're beautiful."
- Wisconsin Basketball

Like a trio of schoolchildren

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

I heard his punches had a Bruce-ing effect.

Remember, everything done in the dark comes to light.

On the bright side, it looks like he's getting better at handling a stacked box.

Did they order a Brazilian of them? That would be a HUGE order.

He's going to start a feud with the Bills? I guess now that the thing with the Hatfields is over, you have to be mad at someone.

Philly needs a running back. ADRIAAAAAAAAN!!!

Christ, even Jolie Kerr has to use burner accounts. Thanks, Kinja!

"I just want the picture to look like what the thing looks like."

Is that court black or is this one of those "I see white and gold" things?

Pictured: Dan Marino with a Dent literally in his face.

Free bird shit.

"Paul, George is practicing again."

I did not mean it in the literal sense, but rather the Jungian "psychic death" through which he can shed the vanity of personal identity and return to the true fundamental nature of human existence. I will learn from this and be more specific in the future.

Yeah, but what color is THE ICE?

No PR pitches, please.

You know you've fucked up when Pitino is lecturing you on how to treat a woman.