"B.J. > Melvin" -every penis, ever

I haven't had a Daytona experience that had a Busch since the mid '90s.

"Hey, Grindr guy! You're not supposed to be here."

Torch Tower? Somebody call Alanis.

It's "I'm not ashamed of any of my past incidents," Dez, and at the very least, you really ought to be ashamed of that grammar.

"I mean it was tough carrying that weight and being so humiliated. I'm out to prove the doubters wrong and I'll rise again."

All that time Jordan owned the Bobcats it turned out he really just wanted the links.

I can't tell if LeBron is offering real sympathy or being a dick to his old teammate:

Oh, did I say red? I really wanted the yellow one. Can you totally redo all that, but in yellow?

Every individual pair of Beats were handcrafted by Dre from the finest materials to produce flawless, immaculate sound quality.

Bostick: [reads negative, hateful replies]

At least he can always look back fondly on his work in Rocky Horror Picture Show and Spin City.

Leave it to these guys to screw up the relationship between San Francisco and the Gase.

How is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue still a thing?

This dunk is a metaphor for the ceiling he's hitting while being on a team with KD.

Walker says I have AIDS

Walker, Ex's Anger.

First order of business as a retiree is to trade those Skittles for Werthers.

Judge: Mr. Anthony, before you agree to accept this deal would you like to address the members of the jury?

Breast Mode