The Catholic Church says that even a really weak rimjob is still an act of Defiance.

So I went to Starbucks last week, and I ordered a Mussolini Africano, and the next thing I know, the manager is all excited to discuss The Manifesto of Race with me. What the heck, just give me my coffee !

Tebow just stopped by to discuss other options for Chip besides turning the Eagles into an abortion.

Oh man it all makes sense now, he forgot to add "put arms through arm holes on tshirt"

Luck: Yeah, it does.

I hope he gets to second base before he gets married.

He's going to start a feud with the Bills? I guess now that the thing with the Hatfields is over, you have to be mad at someone.

Philly needs a running back. ADRIAAAAAAAAN!!!

Weasel would like to show you how it's done:

Pictured: Dan Marino with a Dent literally in his face.

Rogue Dead Guy would have been too obvious of a choice.

You can buy the Desi tapes on Amazon. Pretty sure there's a part where he tries to kill Lucy, but I didn't watch the whole thing.

Elsa would like to thank Miss South Carolina for being an inspiration and for making sure that all US Americans got maps so that she could help present you this 7-day weather forecast.

"Hey, Grindr guy! You're not supposed to be here."

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

I can't tell if LeBron is offering real sympathy or being a dick to his old teammate:

Raven is just complaining that this new stadium configuration is very confusing to him and he doesn't think that he was given enough time to properly react.

Routes

Leave it to these guys to screw up the relationship between San Francisco and the Gase.

Does he have amnesia? We'll know if he starts liking the media and wearing normal clothes.