Walker says I have AIDS

First order of business as a retiree is to trade those Skittles for Werthers.

Breast Mode

"You're down 25 now, Homie"

Textbook example of calling an audible out of the pistol formation.

YARRRR IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!

Can we call this the Reverse Sharper?

His wife wishes he wasn't a self taught golfer.

"11 druggings and 7 rapes is ok if you have a mental disorder. You should be ashamed of yourself. You should have worked harder. You didn't do enough."

Sabrina: Say my name!

"I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game."

Obama's birth certificate says his real name is Kenya West.

"Whatever"

Gronk now has an ironclad defense:

U MAD ELBOW?

She was just really moved after seeing all the Dad-themed commercials.

You would think that a QB who is a friend of Bill W would have a much better grasp of the west coast offense.