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I have only one problem with this and that’s the fact that now I have to listen to all the morons who will say that if Stonewall is a national monument than their straight corner bar should be too. God, I am the height of straight white male privilege and I’m glad because I have no idea how the rest of you deal with

Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

Him x 17m right now.

It is mind blowing that people think this is a good thing. I am just sitting here stunned. The markets are reacting terribly, good luck with trade, Scotland is going to leave the UK for sure while Ireland made rumblings a few hours ago that they will explore their options as well. The whole thing is just jaw dropping.

I know a guy trying to become a citizen. He has been trying for years, he has work, is married to a police officer who is a natural born citizen and he has been doing everything asked of him. For. Years. Fill out a form: done. Pay fees: paid in full. Wait six months, return to Mexico for a full year and fill out more

Remember, folks: no matter how disappointed you may be that Bernie lost the primary, a vote for Trump or a non-vote just increases the risk that Trump ruins more lives than ever (and he’s ruined plenty in his “career” as a “businessman”). Think really hard before you abstain from voting or cast an anger vote for

This is the nail in the coffin to prove without a doubt that they really do not care about fetuses otherwise they would have easily topped Obama’s request and have already approved a bill for it. Pro-life my ass and hell pro-fetus my ass as well.

‘It also contains a provision that blocks funds from going to Planned Parenthood birth control services for women at risk of infection; another provision would lower restrictions on pesticide requirements, which we’ve pretty firmly established has nothing to do with the Zika Virus.’

Seriously, fuck the Republicans.

I have always gotten a big kick out of the fact that my state’s sport is jousting. Of course, the only place you ever get to see it is at the Renaissance Festival, while eating a giant turkey leg that always looks far better than it tastes, or some other food on a stick (so much food on a stick! Just as in days of

do you not recognize the difference between shooting yourself and being shot by someone else?

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

Women are five times more likely to be murdered if their abuser has a gun.

Why does your server pouring your wine for you make you feel uncomfortable? Do you feel that level of service is demeaning?

Yeah.. 1 in 10.

If you prefer crisper whites try Chablis - preferably a premier cru, which will run you at least $45 a bottle. It’s 100% chardonnay but the limestone layer beneath the soil gives it a minerality that you’ll never taste in typical chardonnays. American (and other New World) wines are all about the grape. You are told

sauvignon blanc (especially a nice crisp new zealand one) is HEAVENNNN on a hot summer day. I’ll throw a couple ice cubes in it if i’m drinking outside and no im not ashamed. (i grew up in napa so i’ll drink my wine however the fuck i please)

“both of us are really uncomfortable with the pretension of waiting for the servants server to come refill it)“

You’re conflating protected classes and protected speech.

As far as I am aware she is not being arrested or sanctioned or in any way being interfered with by the government. Her speech is being protected.