jizzmonkey
jizzmonkey
jizzmonkey

Fair enough. What really grinds my gears though is the way that masturbation is thought of compared to sex. No one’s gonna say “You and your partner had sex for X hours*? What a waste of time!” I am not saying that you implied it, but a lot of commenters here seem to have the notion that masturbation is something you

Carly Fiorina deserves to be blamed for this on national news.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

Stroking his penis is fun too, it’s not like the orgasm’s the only thing that counts. And besides, the longer he teases himself, the stronger the orgasm.

I am baffled by the amount of people baffled by perfectly normal masturbation.

I’ve had sex for hours before and it’s a lot of fun. That included lots of foreplay, breaks for massages, basically lots of stuff that wasn’t straight up intercourse. You basically delay orgasm. Get close a few times, cool off (or take care of your partner for a bit), repeat. Until you finally finish. I have one ex in

you know there’s a lot more to masturbating (and sex) than just rushing to the orgasm, yes? If not, i feel sorry for you (and your partners).

I don’t mean sex as in 150 minutes of continuous penetration - there’s a lot more that you could do with your partner.

In my opinion, that’s a sad way to look at masturbating. But perhaps that’s just my sexless self talking here. If you don’t mind me asking, how often do you have sex? Genuine question, as I would probably go insane if I could only masturbate to a quick release.

I masturbate for hours sometimes and I don’t think it’s an issue at all. Very relaxing, like meditation except with orgasms.

I wouldn’t have the dedication to take data on every session for so long. I might be able to do it for a week or two (take data, not masturbate) - but not for more than that.

It’s not like he has 2 hour edging sessions every day - his average and median are a “normal” half an hour. Not that it would matter if he did - his sex life is his business and his business only.

It’s not about requiring 150 minutes to reach orgasm, it’s about taking 150 minutes (or more) off to worship what you’ve got, enjoying the journey and ultimately getting a stronger, more satisfying orgasm.

Guy with a penis here - even though the handle may suggest otherwise.

He’s got issues because he loves to masturbate? It is so sad that you think that...

Correct me if I’m wrong but Donald Trump is the one who once described his efforts to avoid getting the clap because of all of his whoring around as his “own personal Vietnam.”

Bill is responsible for his dick. Not Hillary.

she wasn’t putting out like a good wife should

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

What does it even mean that Hilary was an enabler of Bill’s cheating? That she didn’t give him enough blow jobs under the desk in the Oval Office?