Nice car, awful grammar ...”I know I could of purchase a”... I think you meant “I could have purchased”. Please, watch your spelling and grammar before posting anything.

I’m hung up on “could of”. The rest escapes, like nonsense from a rabid nun running against the wind from Bob Seger’s flatulence. My apologies, Mr. Seger. It’s just that rabid nuns trigger a typing response. Also, cars.

Bitches get hard? wait what?!

No, actually you can’t of purchase, it’s not physically possible.

Dis iz a good kitteh.

Buddy comedy with Masi Oka from Heroes — remake of Hitch. I am there!

That escalated quickly?!?

Thank you, this seriously capped off my day! I don’t mean to make light of the situation, but your writing is funny and your friend sounds pretty hilarious.

The joke is that two dorky, desk-jockey-type guys seriously believe they can just pretend to be rough and tough, and infiltrate another community — to save Adorable Kitten Jesus.

This little guy fuzzball cornered under our shed by some of the neighborhood ferals. He was sorta social and loved to play from the start, but really didn’t like being touched or petted. We just had the first half of his teeth pulled four days ago...and now he’s a total love bug who just wants me to rub his neck for…

Aw, thank you! Sometimes I feel like a horrible cat mom but every night this stray guy who hated humans crawls up on my bed and puts his paws on my shoulder and snores in my face while I rub his belly and I diiiiiie of happiness. I feel like we saved each other.

The joke is that a kitten was significant enough to kidnap and that anyone would go to such great lengths to retrieve an animal they cared for. It’s both sweet and funny. I mean really, it’s pretty simple.

Maybe it’s a joke for people with a sense of humor who do not try to overanalyze things.

I think there is nothing hotter than a man who loves cats. And by “man” I really mostly mean “Tom Hiddleston.”

I think, if you’re not the kind of person who puts on a shit eating grin the moment you read the title, then this film probably isn’t for you.

It’s making me cringe every time I read that word, thank you.

Photoshop is not a video editing program, Meghan.

Everything that's mass marketed as a health product seems to be suspended in a high fructose corn syrup sludge or gummy or smoothie or something, usually without enough of the active ingredient to be effective. ITS NOT GONNA UNDO THAT QUARTER POUNDER JENNY.

And 25 years ago, in Texas, I didn’t have to listen to or read any such nonsense. I went in, got an abortion, went home. I missed 1 class.

Welcome to the interwebs, dipshits. Either log completely off and learn how to live without your crack-like internet addiction until you can watch it or get with the program of watching when it airs.

If you REALLY cared, you would care enough to do one or the other. I feel like you types of people subconsiously get off…