jizzmonkey
jizzmonkey
jizzmonkey

Well, it turns into stupid fucking drama three-quarters of the time. I am one of the people god never intended to go to the movies because I develop bat-hearing the minute I sit in a theater seat and can hear ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS ANYWHERE IN THE STATE for the duration of time in the theater. I had to develop a

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

I don’t know if this has been widely seen but I just thought it was funny and not much about Ted Cruz is.

Man, when every human being you’ve ever met despises you, when your own family seems to loathe you, when your colleagues cheerfully admit to a deep and implacable hatred? I dunno, but maybe it’s you.

“WHY AM I PERSECUTED?!”

but what KIND of soup? I bet it’s the blandest soup that Campbells makes.

he hates avocados

“If you’re pro-choice, now is not the time to be quiet.”

Why even argue this? It sounds perv-apologistic.

On what knowledge are you basing the notion that they doubled the award? They found that Erin Andrews was damaged to the tune of $55 million. They found that the guy who did that was primarily responsible, but that the hotel that enabled him to do so was culpable in nearly equal measure. So they apportioned liability

And shouldn’t.

While it’s true that he found her exact room using the hotel’s equipment, he did call the hotel to find out whether she was staying there and an employee confirmed. Additionally, a hotel employee granted his request to stay in the room next to her.

And that is ... wait for it ... a terrible idea!

They did give out the room number. He told them (and several other hotels) that he was her husband and that he needed to know what hotel room she was in so he could get a room next to her (although why a wife wouldn’t tell her husband her hotel room and why he would need a room next to her rather than share a room

Hotels don’t verify. If you ask to be next to someone they accommodate if they can.

few key points to work through here:

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

This is why Democrats need to show up to non-presidential elections. I voted absentee from abroad trying to stop this mess but I know so many people who just didn’t care enough to stop by the polls (I know people have obstacles but these were people with means and ability). Then they act outraged that this idiot is

Everyone I know in Kentucky voted for his opponent. It was a low-turnout election.