It is, But so Is Maryland. You really have to get an hour south or west to escape DC, and even then that seems to get farther every year. Believe me, Fairfax is nothing like Roanoke or Lynchburg.

Yes, when their eyes all roll while they say that, it means they’re being sarcastic.

I can just picture a group of women holding their breaths and not making eye contact until she goes to the ladies room, then exploding in muffled giggling.

Living the dream is clear pee? Ok.

one is responsible for monitoring and reducing the acidity in one’s own body

My friends think I’m living the dream

Chris Pratt is still great?

Northern VA isn’t the south. It has its downsides, but it’s not southern.

Lol, someone from New Jersey saying Maryland drivers are bad. There’s a reason you’re not allowed to make left turns or pump your own gas :-P

Actually I’m going to disagree. Maryland drivers are even WORSE than Virginia drivers. MD drivers are super aggressive, run stop signs, speed on residential roads and are generally menacing assholes in their cars (they also litter!!!!) VA drivers are slow pokes and annoying. Bad, but not MARYLAND Bad.

YES. I’m from New Jersey, where we learn how to drive efficiently, and I now live in DC (actually in DC, not NoVA). Every single time I encounter a bozo on the road, they’re from MD. And don’t even get me started on their complete lack of highway etiquette.

Maryland drivers are the worst. Hands down.

Just because we actually know how to drive, it doesn’t make us assholes. You turds from the great blight North clog up the left passing lanes and drive 5 under; frankly you should be dragged from your cars and shot instead of just being tailgated.

As a New Yorker living in D.C., people from Virginia are not fucking nice. People from Maryland are lovely, people from Virgina drive like assholes and are hugely nasty to people from other areas of the country. Come at me bro.

One time, and only one time, I ruined a nice shirt with a hotel iron that leaked heated black stuff onto the shirt.

As a 20-year frequent flier for work, this is not exactly a “how to keep clean” suggestion, but I bring a small spray bottle on every trip to deal with wrinkled clothes.

Always bring three more pairs of underwear than you think you’ll need. (Thanks, Mom!)

Big Baby gets killed while tweeting? There is only one gif for that level of schadenfreude!

That might be the sharpest thing that’s ever crossed her mind.

Ariana’s character then defends herself and tries to tweet (?) for help but gets stabbed again in the head.