jizzmonkey
jizzmonkey
jizzmonkey

People think cats “don’t care” (and some don’t, and they’re hilarious in their indifference), but many cats are as loyal as the best dogs. My boy cat likes to sleep right by my head and he usually keeps one paw on me at all times. And his little sister, half his size, protects him from our super (he hates the super

Keep it up, GOP. Let everyone know how you want to control their bodies, control who they marry, and not give a crap about people in need. Keep it up, and you won’t be in the White House in 2016 either.

I never get tired of this show. Ever. It’s clever and funny and weird and happy and I love it.

This is my Grandpa. He was infantry in the Army and fought in the Battle of the Bulge. I don’t consider him “hot”, but he was a good man. Sorry it’s a huge picture.

Let’s not forget that gay people should be legally prevented from getting married because it is such a sacred institution.

Wait, what?... Hold on a sec....

The reason cost of living is cheap outside of NYC is because you’re outside NYC.

To be fair, I don’t complain.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)

Exactly. Light years ahead of it’s time. That particular show was in 1991 and others with similar issues were back in 1985. 30 years ago they got it right and nobody batted an eyelash, yet today there would be a clusterfuck uproar of epic proportions from right wingers.

It is entirely possible that I learned how to adult from The Golden Girls and Murphy Brown. I regret nothing.

Slightly off topic but Golden Girls was light years ahead of its time. It had episodes that dealt with elder care abuse, gay rights, dementia, birth control/abortion, sexual harassment in the workplace, bullying, teenage pregnancy, ageism, immigration rights and sex after a “certain age”. The show was lauded as being

My username has never been more applicable.

Stale Pizza and jizz.

He’s not my type (if he was an otter like me I’d go for it), but he probably smells like...

Farts and Feet?

Axe body spray and PBR