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To people crying about spoilers: seriously, grow up. It's a fucking TV show. And not even a good one by most accounts including mine. I'm only watching now a.) to kill time in between bong hits on Wednesday nights, and b.) to see if the ever-more-annoying-and-poorly-acted Dandy gets fucked to death by The Commish

This. Our government is specifically made to be a system of checks and balances, where the three branches work together to create laws that are in the best interests of the nation. Congress is supposed to be representative of the people and what is best for them - Obama really shouldn't even be directly involved in

People don't usually give up on a marathon runner after their first step in the right direction.

While the text of the article is more complex in its stance than the heading, the thing I would stress is to keep pushing, but don't be afraid to celebrate wins when you get them.

To be clear, Obama's recent executive action for immigration has nothing to do with the problems these people face. The "women left in danger" were already in danger before it was announced.

His name is Gossamer BTW. (The hair monster)

I love this color; I shall call it The Dried Blood of My Enemies. "Why, yes, I am wearing The Dried Blood of My Enemies! Really makes my eyes sparkle, don't you think?" Or, "My nails look so pretty when they're painted with The Dried Blood of My Enemies."

Just in time for the holidays "Mulled Sizzurp"

Okay. So, Tampona it is.

Menstrata.

No, spoilers are not a big deal, and people acting like stupid whiney babies about them, while trying to justify their stupid infantile whining as "calling out privilege" should be ashamed of themselves.

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Am I the only one who is disappointed about the missed opportunity of having Tim Riggins and Matthew McConaughey shirtless and drinking beer together. TEXAS FOREVER!!! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

To be fair, who doesn't have a shrine to this dude somewhere in their homes?

HES SO HOT AND CHARMING ALL THE TIME

Can we talk about the dude holding that bird tho!!

I worked in science for over a decade. I'm a guy who's smart enough to know I don't know fashion sense. If I want to look presentable for a big event, I ask someone for help. I've worked for many years in two labs run by women. My mom, now retired, was a researcher and engineer for her entire career. Women have

Personally, I think if they wanted us to regulate firearms the Founding Fathers would have included that. (Actually looks at 2nd Amendment text)... Oh, I see that they did.

We really do live in a world where a subset of people firmly believe that access to guns and information about guns is not responsible for gun related crimes because the onus is on the individuals who act on access to guns and information about guns.... but at the same time, that even the mere mention of, let alone

I was going to post this photo of me kissing my adorable boyfriend ('s awesome coffee mug, because BF is out of the house), but when I say all the great photos of gay couples kissing, I decided against it. They've had to fight too hard and I kind of felt like I'd be belittling their much more important point. I