Recently, a friend who was renovating Kyra Sedgwick’s father’s house called me. “I’m looking at a bunch of old vinyl,” my friend said. “Mr. Sedgwick doesn’t want it, so he said to chuck it. Do you want it?”

As a west-coaster, I don’t think I possess enough knowledge about east coast shit to understand this article.

God, pencil skirts with their vent sewn shut make me want to wander around with manicure scissors.

Also, if at a restaurant, bar, or wherever that has a large selection of beers, wines, etc, ask if they have flights (several small samplings of your choice). For example, many restaurants that also brew beer may have a 5 beer flight that covers a broad range of their beers for a little over the cost for a single beer.
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My great aunt married her boss (she was a secretary) after his first wife died.

panty liners are also great for boob sweat. Just stick them into the fold of your bar cup, where the sweat tends to collect, and you can keep fresh for longer.

At Target last week a woman had someone on SPEAKER while using the restroom. My 5 year old said, (loudly) “Why is there a MAN in the women’s restroom?” Me, “oh, I think someone is on the phone.” (Rattle TP holder, bump the trash can, ask the bigger kid if she has washed her hands...) there is a quiet cafe with a nice…

I will politely try not to fart if someone else is in the bathroom

I will totally flush even if I’m still mid-pee just to tell the other person on the line “Hey, they’re on the phone while also in the bathroom!”

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

Me too!

Haha that is amazing. I am a poop standoff champion. I can wait allllllll day if I have to.

Multi stall toilets are fine except when I have to poop and someone else comes in and they have to poop and then we both sit there in a poop standoff waiting for someone to give up and leave so the other can cut loose. I work in an office of all women and no one will poop with someone else in the bathroom. Poop…

Plush offices with multi-stall bathrooms are a pet peeve of mine. It’s just such a knee-jerk way to cheap out on your workspace! My office is lovely - original artwork, ergonomic conference room chairs, free coffee, organic milk. But when you walk into the bathroom, it’s the same stall dividers that you see in…

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

I feel your pain. Multi-stall bathrooms are awful. People talk on the phone and to each other and my sphincters clinch up and I know I’m going to get a UTI or something because EVERYONE SHOULD BE QUIET IN THE BATHROOM.

Hear, hear. When I first started traveling a lot I wore maxi skirts thinking they were more convenient, but I like to stretch and stuff on longer flights plus I was just cold all the time. Now that I’m in my nice-looking-stretchy-pants for travel, I just load up on panty liners and my bits stay comfortable even on the…

Oh, good idea!

Ahh - I guess I always travel in dresses/skirts that more closely resemble pjs than real clothes - so changing for me is pretty quick at the airport.